Hi Everyone,

Here are this weeks new releases.

8012 – No Tears To cry – Paul Weller
8013 – How Come – Ronnie Lane
8016 – Wedding Bells – Godley & Creme
8017 – Here Comes That Feeling – Brenda Lee
8018 – Shark In the Water – V V Brown
8049 – Three Lions – Baddiel & Skinner.

Happy Singing,

STTW Sam

Moving A Computer

Sometimes it becomes necessary to move your computer to a new location for whatever reason; installing/adding new hardware or just decided to move it for “easier access”, for instance (note easier access in quotation marks).

Whatever your reason is, this handy guide may help you alleviate some of the stress that always arises in such occasions.

Keep in mind that this is a venture only to be undertaken by those who know what they’re doing…and masochists.

1. Bone up on your cursing. You will need it later.

2. Pick a *good* spot to locate your computer. Don’t be too picky; you will regret having started on this venture soon enough.

3. Disconnect all cables, cords, power sources, umbilical cords and plumbing. Look at the black, gray & white spaghetti mess on the floor and sob. Refer to number 1. While you’re at it, it helps to focus on cursing Bill Gates and Steve Jobs for making all this possible.

4. Be sure to dust machine off, since it’s been sitting for months in one spot, gathering a dust mound the size of Mt. Rainier. This is especially essential if you have asthma.

5. Now that you’ve picked a *good* spot, it’s time to replace all the cables, cords, etc. Make sure it’s in a dark, hard-to-reach location.

6. New computers have color-coded plugs and plugins to make assembly easier. This has no bearing on you since your computer is in a dark, hard-to-reach location and they’re all the same color: gray. See number 1.

7. Get a flashlight. Look for new batteries for flashlight you’ve left in the junk drawer for months. Go to store to buy new flashlight batteries since you don’t have any. Rule number 1 is coming in handy now.

8. While inserting various cords and cables, be sure to drop at least one on the floor behind the desk, where it will take a contortionist to retrieve it.

9. Find out that your printer cable is now not long enough to reach the computer (see number 1). Oh well, you didn’t use it that much anyway.

10. Once you have all the cables, etc. back in place, turn computer back on.

11. Sit, puzzled why computer isn’t working.

12. Plug monitor in.

13. Ponder why keyboard and mouse don’t work.

14. Switch keyboard and mouse plugins.

15. Call boss in to admire your handiwork.

16.boss informs you that he/she liked it better where it was, and to move it back.

17. When asked why you’re banging your head on the monitor, don’t reply. It would only confuse him/her.

BAG OF GUMS FOR THE FIRST WITH THE MOST RIGHT ANSWERS

1. ?Wake up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir, so that every mouth can be fed.?

2. ?Here I stand head in hand Turn my face to the wall?

3. ?We All Came down to Montreaux?

4. ?I was born in a crossfire hurricane?

5. ?Watching the people get lairy Is not very pretty I tell thee?

6. ?Sometimes I get to feeling I was back in the ol? days, long ago?

7. ?Ooh it’s so good, it’s so good, it’s so good, it’s so good, it’s so good?

8. ?There’s no point in asking, you’ll get no reply?

9. ?Ha, Ha, Ha, Whatcha laughin? at??

10. ?A new day another morning after, leaning back on my chair in a greasy spoon cafeteria?

im loving it to makes going home nice

I am loving this sun…….makes coming to work very nice

Hi Everyone,

The following tracks have been added to www.singtotheworld.com and www.yoosing.com today:

7965 – The Man Who Sold The World – Lulu

8002 – Do Wah Doo – Kate Nash

8009 – Candy – Paolo Nutini

8015 – Sugar Town – Nancy Sinatra

8020 – You Make It Real – James Morrison

8019 – Nothing Ever Hurt Like You – James Morrison

Sammie

Hi Everyone,

There are 6 new additions to STTW this week:

7970 – O Holy Night – Mariah Carey
7971 – A Fool In Love (Live Wembly Version) – Tina Turner
8007 – Once – Diana Vickers
8008 – The Only Exception – Paramore
8010 – Guns And Horses – Ellie goulding
8014 – Pumpin’ Up The Party – Hannah Montana.

Sammie

heres to a new goverment lets hope they do better than the last