Had a great day sunday cleaning the conservatory and garden didnt think you could have such fun with a hose pipe

nice one rob sponsoring ralphie for doing the walk for the soldiers worthy cause

Well done annie hope you put some real money on the winner.
And well done to portsmouth on sunday

Its the grand national saturday lets have a bit of fun
Pick a horse and the highest placed horse picked will win A POUND

heres the list of runners good luck

Runner Price
Big Fella Thanks 8/1
Mon Mome 10/1
Black Apalachi 14/1
Arbor Supreme 16/1
Character Building 16/1
Snowy Morning 16/1
The Package 16/1
Tricky Trickster 16/1
Niche Market 18/1
Comply Or Die 20/1
State Of Play 20/1
Vic Venturi 20/1
Backstage 25/1
Can’t Buy Time 25/1
Don’t Push It 25/1
Ballyholland 33/1
Dream Alliance 33/1
Irish Raptor 33/1
Maljimar 33/1
Cloudy Lane 40/1
Eric’s Charm 40/1
King Johns Castle 40/1
My Will 40/1
Hello Bud 50/1
Madison Du Berlais 50/1
Abbeybraney 66/1
Ballyfitz 66/1
Flintoff 66/1
Nozic 66/1
Palypso De Creek 66/1
Joe Lively 80/1
Beat The Boys 100/1
Conna Castle 100/1
Ellerslie George 100/1
Mr Pointment 100/1
Piraya 100/1
Preists Leap 100/1
Made In Taipan 150/1
Ollie Magern 150/1
Pablo Du Charmil 150/1

heres my choice COMPLY OR DIE

1. What do you put in a toaster?

2. Say “silk” five time! s. Now spell “silk.” What do cows drink?

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

4. It’s twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of “no man’s land” between East Germany and
West Germany Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in “no man’s land”?
5. Without using a calculator – You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the age of the bus driver?

Q: The maker doesn’t want it; the buyer doesn’t use it; and the user doesn’t even see it. What is it?

Q: There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it

Q: What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?

heres the answers

1 None
2 “Super Trouper”
3 Chrissie Hynde (The Pretenders)
4 Miles Davis
5 Engelbert Humperdinck
6 1940’s
7 “Angie Baby”
8 Abba
9 Wizzard
10 “Shout”

lyrics
11 Run To You” – Bryan Adams
12 “Song For Whoever” – Beautiful South
13 “Zombie” – Cranberries
14 “Road To Nowhere” – Talking Heads
15 “Dead In The Water” – David Gray
16 “Down Under” – Men At Work

anagrams

17 Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
18 Billy Joel
19 Barbara Dickson
20 Gary Numan
21 Jackie Wilson

tv and film
22 How many boxes are used in the UK version of Deal Or No Deal?
22
23 Sicknote was the nickname of a character in which TV series?
London`s Burning
24 Which was the first colour film to win aBest Picture Oscar?
Gone With The Wind (in 1939)
25 What was the name of the banker who looked after Jed Clampett`s millions in The Beverly Hillbillies?
Mr Drysdale
26 Who played the Prince Regent in Blackadder The Third?
Hugh Laurie
27 Which comedy duo appeared in the last episode of The Sweeney?
Morcambe and Wise
28 Who was Britain`s first black news reader?
Moira Stewart
29 What is Doctor Who`s time box called?
The Tardis

sport
30 What colour is the bullseye on a standard dartboard?
Red
31 How many rounds are there in an Olympic boxing match?
4

32 What is the only Central American country in which baseball, not soccer, is the people’s favourite sport?
Nicaragua
33 How many inner wire rings are there on a dartboard?
7
34 Charlotte Edwards led England`s women to World Cup glory in which sport in March 2009?
Cricket

AND THE WINNER OF THE EASTER QUIZ IS SAM WELL DONE YOULL HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOUR EGG TILL TOMMOROW I FORGOT TO BRING IT IN “DOH”

More scraping of cars cold freezing weekends .Not for me and my better half ,off to sunny wales again mini heatwave forcast temperatures of 60 to 70 degrees expected. so i think my thong will get an airing musnt forget the sun tan lotion